I have a few thoughts on the vaccination situation in Australia.
Thanks to Scotty From Marketing, we’re like a flamin’ chihuahua at a feed surrounded by dingoes - yappin’ and scrappin’ for any scraps we can git because we knew we were hungry last year but din’t wanna go to the trouble of locking in our share. Now replace “feed” wif “vaccines.”
So now we’re left with dribs and drabs, and the whole chihuahua tribe are dyin’ because our Prime MiniCur is a failure fail fail FAIL of the worst order. (An’ I oughta know fails.)
To top that off, half the chihuahuas in all th’ tribes are precious liddle-widdle pooksie-woos that wanna mince around and feel special bcos - well I don’ rightly know. Something.
State Premiers are telling people to get vaccinatedwith whatever comes along, and just sayin’ it like dat makes the liddle preciouses think about - well, all the bullshit that our Prime MiniCur spread or allowed to spread bcos he knew he’d stuffed up the procur- the pracur- gettin enough vaccines - yeah THAT bullshit about YUGE (shit! I knew I’d heard that kinda bullshit an’ exaggeration before, hello #45v2.0 and hellllllp! please world!) side FX so that they hold off for - for - well, for Pfizer when we already gat AZ, then Moderna when Pfizer gits here, ad naus- ad makeyasickeyum. Much more sickeyum…
Imma interject here cos it’s impordant: GIT A VACCINE. It seems like de worst culprit in the side fx is blood clots. And dere’s a really SIMPLES way to avoid everything but the purest of pure coincidence. I’ll put that inta a separate bulletnumber thingie:Vaccines are given into muscle not inta tha bloodstream direckly. Most vaccines get dat method. And for most of them it’s not dat importnt if the person givin’ the injection manages to hit a small (or big) blood vessel.
But dese antivirals our bodies reac to - often, with blood clots. . . Aha . . . Now de lightbulbs are comin’ on, can see ‘em.
In older times (last century when I was a young tacka) a ting called aspiration was done for intramuscular shots. An it was dead simple brilliant - just push the needle in, then pull back on the plunger first, If ya see any blood come back you ain’t in muscle but inna blood vessel. Take the needle out and pick another spot. Repeat. So simples.
Read dis if you wanna know more (DIS) - the guy’s got medical knowledge and is probably a doctor, I don’t knw. But my local GP read the article and now he says when he gives flu and COVID shots he’ll tell people and give ‘em the option to aspirate or not. Adds maybe two seconds, can’t hurt to do it, and might save complica- difficulties later.
Now git!