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Australia Post Cracks A Funny

Ted Russ
Feb 14
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The headline reads: “. . . Australia Post offers more accurate delivery estimates . . .“ and it’s the Monday edition.

A text I received on Saturday said “Your delivery from Xyzzy will be delivered today.”

My Spidey senses tingled a bit because it’s been over a year since any AP posties delivered parcels on the weekend.

Nothing was delivered on Saturday.

Nothing delivered on Sunday either.

Today (Monday) a parcel was delivered.

It wasn’t the parcel from Xyzzy.

To their credit, the other parcel was, though.

We really do live in The Land Of The Clown Cavalcade Down Under. . .

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