About four months ago I left a comment on someone’s video and ended with a bit of an apology for the government running our country. It actually garnered some bemused responses among them one person who commented on how many Aussies felt a need to apologise for this LNP government headed by Mr Morrison.
I think I’ve since referred to it as a clown car cavalcade of imbecility run by a mentally sub-par fringe looney. And I’m sorry I only said that, and wholeheartedly apologise for not saying exactly what I wanted to.
I wanted to say that until we end this Coalition of Liberal and National party government and chuck half of them in jail and the rest in indefinite detention on one of the Gulag islands where they’re currently keeping refugees who definitely did not deserve nine years of imprisonment, Australia is stuffed with a capital F.
And for those who still want to know why Aussies have a little weep into our beer every time our Prime Moron is on TV, allow me to present
“The Two Seconds That Explain Australia’s Political Cringe Perfectly”
This guy would gladly sacrifice his family to the Great Sky Fairy in order to stay in office. He thinks that his Sky Fairy, rather than an outfit like Cambridge Analytica handed him the last election. And he believes that when he shakes a person’s hand he’s “laying on the hands and healing them” - and yes, those are a very close paraphrase of his own words. A complete nut-job.
Oh and he thinks that if he puts on a tradie’s work clothes and picks up that tradie’s tools of the trade, he’ll magically master what took that tradesperson a lifetime to learn. Next thing he’ll be eating raw onions and developing spastic twitches when reporters ask him a difficult question. . .
Go on - tell me we’re over-reacting.
And He Had To Outdo Himself Almost Straight Away:
Backstory: Someone on a Chinese warship decided to point a military grade laser at one of our Orion aircraft. This is obviously not really on, and a sign that China has had about enough of the Clowns Of The South.
Which is not good karma for the rest of us that his government’s haranguing China has now put in the line of collateral damage should China and the USA take the gloves off. Let’s face it, the LNP government has left us with very little actual defense capability, so China might just send a boatload of students over here with very sharp protractors and laser mobile phones if/when that war starts, they’d have us all bending over to get them into one of our Unis and that would be that…
But (maybe to try and erase the hours-old memory of him copping a faceful od welding flash and showing of dental work a pugilist would be ashamed of) then he had to go and get on air and say the following:
(Please note, I’m going to put . . . to shows his hesitation pauses, obviously he started yapping well before his brain was engaged.)
“that was unprovoked, unwarranted and Australia . . . will . . . never accept such acts of intimidation“ he said. Pausing when perhaps he realised that we have NOTHING to back that up with, really. Send in a sub? Would China mind waiting thirty years until we get a sub, and then maybe another five or ten while we get the inevitable bugs out of it?
Truth is, he’s a joke to the world, worse is, we all get tarred with the same brush.