Sites that claim t’ be one thing but can’t get the profitmonkey off of their back to be that thing.
Case in point: Me missus gets lupus flares, and every time, I’m atta loss t’ work out what I cn do for her, how I cn help.
“Lupus flares be real maddenin’ ” gushes one a’ those sites, “and here’s sum things t’ do durin’ a flare” and so - buggered if I din’t think to meself that mebbe here was a site I’d git some tips from. Wuz I ever wrong…
I start ta scroll down and - WHAM! - up comes a popup winder lookin’ thing. asken me ta subscribe or some such bullshit.;
Like dey thot that mebbe that there lupus ain’t EFFING MADDENIN’ ENUFF SO HERE LET US GIVE YA SOM MORE!
Ya couldn’t have fricken left that as a text link, an’ instead hadda make sure whatever ya selling come up and slap us inna face just to get on ma nerves hey?
Well frack ya sacred mediscams or whutever effen site you are. Ya just made things harder and all for wut? Someone to subscribe to yer wordsa wisdom? Sorry but yer price is too high.
Shit - even if ya PAID ME TO SUBSCRIBE at this stage I’d tell ya ta shove it. I din’t even read the resta ya bullshit…
Now git offa ma lawn.
PS: I know me missus reads this so - I’m sorry luv, I din’t make dis one a email notificashun thingie post so’s it won’t upset ya the way it got me. Y c’n read it later when yer not feelin’ so bad.